Class goes a little wild (pre-exams usuals) tonight with a thematic emphasis on "skoh" humour.
Here was my contribution:
Skoh punched a hole in the periodic table of elements.
Because the only element Skoh needs is the element of surprise.
When you can see Skoh, Skoh can see you...
When you can't see Skoh, you are seconds away from death, eyes closed.
Skoh regularly donates blood to the Singapore Red Cross.
Just never his own.
Behind every successful man, there's a capable woman.
Behind every dead man, there's a smiling Skoh.
-- Originals! (: ---
Skoh is a master of colours.
He makes a blue eye goes well with a black eye.
Ris Low didn't win Miss Singapore by accident.
Skoh wanted to market the sound of his footsteps: BOOMZ.
Skoh doesn't need to grow taller.
The world shrinks around him!
Our college didn't need a new pond.
Until Skoh said he wanted a bathtub.
Skoh approached 5 3d orbitals.
3 jumped, 2 were too scared to move!
( More from 6W guys (: )Admittedly we just ripped some of the Chuck Morris jokes around but I did like my original ones haha! Especially the ligand splitting one (: